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Welcome To My Fashion Diary

I take fashion very seriously. but also, i don’t.



Saturday evening I attended my very first gala. Valentino sponsors a gala for the Perez Art Museum Miami called Art of the Party and was kind enough to invite my mom and I to join them at their table. I had some drama overcoming my personal issues coming to terms with...

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What Her Engagement Ring Stone Shape Says About Her Bedroom Behavior: Round: Don’t be fooled by the classic and timeless shape of a round diamond. Girls with round stones are freaks in the bedroom and willing to try anything. It’s always the quiet ones. Princess: This...

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Let’s get something straight: synthetic diamonds are fake by name and definition. They may contain the same materials and similar qualities as a natural diamond, but they are absolutely not the same. A natural diamond boasts age and energy, resulting from millions,...

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Fashionably Unemployed does not promote or encourage shopping addictions and frivolous purchases unless it’s like something you really, really want. All content is intended for educational and entertainment purposes only. Oh, and also to give me something to do.