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Welcome To My Fashion Diary

I take fashion very seriously. but also, i don’t.



I can admit when I’m wrong. I jumped on the anti-Hedi Slimane at Celine bandwagon with everyone else. I bitched and moaned that Slimane’s debut collection for Celine was boring and the same old mess he created at Saint Laurent. I Iamented when he dropped the accent in...

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Last week I had the pleasure of attending Valentino’s Spring/Summer Collection presentation at the Four Seasons in Surfside. The Four Seasons looks more like an Italian Villa than a Miami Beach hotel and Valentino’s party planners have a knack for choosing the most...

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Saturday evening I attended my very first gala. Valentino sponsors a gala for the Perez Art Museum Miami called Art of the Party and was kind enough to invite my mom and I to join them at their table. I had some drama overcoming my personal issues coming to terms with...

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