Parody of “Modern Major General” from Pirates of Penzance

I am the very model of a republican presidential candidate
I’ve information business economical and delegate
I owned the Miss USA pageant
and broadcast on NBC universal
From swimsuit to evening-wear in order categorical
I’m very well acquainted too with matters of real estate and all
I understand selling
Both the commercial and resident-u-al
About hotels, spas, and casinos I have so much esteem
With Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr at the helm, I’m living the American dream

I’m very good at relieving debt and I’ve got a friend in Sarah Palin
I understand the ways in which to make America great again
In short, in matters of business economical and delegate
I am the very model of a republican presidential candidate

I know our nation’s history, Ben Franklin and George Washington
I quote the declaration of independence and the consititut-i-on
I married a gorgeous model she had my son and still isn’t her figure great
And now I’ve just named Mike Pence as my official running mate
When I know Obamacare’s a joke I’m not politically correct in declaring it
When my daughter became a Jew and our family is pro-Israeli-ate
And when I move into the white house and my wife redecorates it

Then I can propose a detailed Bill on immigration reform
And dare Congress to veto it, should they want to cause a thunderstorm
In short, in matters business, economical and delegate
I am the very model of a republican presidential candidate

In fact when I know what is meant by bipartisan and big government
When I can tell at sight a pork barrel and I bully pulpit
When such affairs as whitewater and Benghazi I’m more wary on
And when I’m doing better in the polls than evil Hillary Clinton
When I fight for the right to bear arms and I’m tough on immigration
When I put a wall around Mexico and possibly half of Canadian
And when I wipe out Isis faster than u can say…Crooked Hillary
In short, when I’ve a smattering of right-wing ideology
You’ll say a better republican presidential candidate has never sat-a-gee

For my Trump Organization though I’m wealthy and patriotic
It all comes down to the results of this election day
But still in matters business economical and delegate
You’ll say this republican presidential candidate is making America great again