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Welcome To My Fashion Diary

I take fashion very seriously. but also, i don’t.



Why are fashion influencers popping up all over Cannes? By definition, tradition, and common sense, a film festival is for celebrating movies. Of course, major fashion houses have long taken the opportunity to dress film stars for the Cannes red carpets. But how can...

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I’ve never really been domestic. My mom never bought me an Easy Bake Oven because she didn’t want me eating cake all day and she always worked so I was never exposed to real cooking or family dinners that didn’t take place at the mall food court. I went to a fancy...

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In spring 2005 I was a Chloe addict. I had just finished reading “Bergdorf Blondes” by Plum Sykes, where the protagonist is a Vogue Contributor and socialite obsessed with Chloe jeans. Chloe was about to release Phoebe Philo’s magnum opus, the Paddington Bag, and for...

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